GPOY SO HARD
my preferred method of suicide is sex with Sam Winchester
when life gets hard just remember dicks get hard too but they don’t stay hard forever and pretty soon things cool down and go back to normal just stick it out when it’s done you’ll feel a lot better
Simon Cowell seriously wasted the opportunity to say, “Simon Says no,” about a thousand times on American Idol and I just can’t forgive him for that.
fuck the police if you know what i mean